This article features notable quotes from Season 5, Episode 8A "Pirate Robot".
- Night Ninja: (Laughs) "The Flying Factory and all our booty is ours for the taking! On my signal, atta--" (The Ninjalinos cheer as they jump on the plank) "Hey, stop! I didn't give the signal!" (Jumps on the plank)
- Robot: (Laughs) "Master, breakfast is served."
- Romeo: "Trashed potato, again? A genius like me should have a proper chef. Luckily, I have the brainpower to create one." (Presses a few buttons) "Hmm, cookbook, whisk, spatula, chicken, and a few other ingredients." (Throws the items inside the machine) "Now..." (Synthesizes the items to design a robot chef) "Perfect!" (Flips the switch)
- Night Ninja: "A-ha!"
- Romeo: "Huh?"
- Night Ninja: "Seize the vessel!" (The Ninjalinos spread out in different directions; one messes with the computer's controls, and another one throws Sticky Splat at the inventions; Night Ninja jumps on top of the machine)
- Romeo: "Don't touch that! You'll break the--whoa!" (Romeo and Night Ninja fall down, Night Ninja's pirate hat falling into the machine and Night Ninja hitting the controls, causing it to malfunction) "What have you done?!"
- Pirate Robot: (Comes out of the machine) "Avast, me hard discs! 'Tis I, Pirate Robot!"
- Hornswoggle: "Grease the pan before cooking!" (Clucks)
- Pirate Robot: "A-har, Hornswoggle! Couldn't have put it better me-self. Pirate Robot's taking command!"
- Night Ninja: "We're going to have a serious talk about this later."
- Pirate Robot: "Yar-har!"
- (The Ninjalinos parachute down)
- Night Ninja: "Come back! I forgot my parachute! Come back!"
- Pirate Robot: "Arr!"
- (Night Ninja throws Sticky Splats at Pirate Robot, but he deflects them)
- Romeo: "Now, if you two don't play nice... whoa!" (He and Night Ninja get sticky-splatted)
- Night Ninja: "Hey!"
- Romeo: "Night Ninja, you ruined my chef!"
- Pirate Robot: (Laughs and hold a pirate flag)
- Hornswoggle: "Add butter and mix 'til smooth!" (Clucks)
- Pirate Robot: "That's right, Hornswoggle! We'll show them landlubbers what a pirate robot can do! Aweigh anchors!"
- Gekko: "Come on! Ha, what kind of pirate drops his treasure?"
- Owlette: "You can ask him yourself. Look!"
- Pirate Robot: "A-har, Hornswoggle! 'Tis a perfect place to download out treasure."
- Gekko: "Surrender, you salty sea dog!"
- Pirate Robot: "Repel borders, Hornswoggle!"
- Hornswoggle: (Clucks) "With the egg!"
- Pirate Robot: "You can count on it!" (Activates the whisk, which blows Gekko's pirate hat away)
- Catboy: "Hey!"
- Pirate Robot: (Evil laughter; jumps over the PJ Masks) "Arrgh!"
- Owlette: "Who are you?"
- Pirate Robot: "I'm Pirate Robot, the scurviest pirate in town."
- Gekko: (Jumps up and engages in a sword fight with Pirate Robot) "Arg! You can't beat a real pirate!"
- Catboy: "Remember, you're a hero, as well as a pirate, Gekko."
- Gekko: "I'm a hero pirate!" (Pirate Robot jumps over Gekko and knocks him off the fence) "Whoa!"
- Catboy: "Gekko!"
- Pirate Robot: "Ha! Call yourself a pirate?" (Grabs the treasure chest and escapes) "Arrgh!"
- Gekko: "He just got lucky."
- Owlette: "We need to find out more about this Pirate Robot. PJ Robot, we're on our way."
- Pirate Robot: "Batten down the hydraulics, Hornswoggle. We're going after them."
- Hornswoggle: "Flip the pancakes!" (Clucks)
- Catboy: "He captured the Flying Factory and defeated Romeo and Night Ninja. He's some pirate."
- Gekko: "Pfft, I've captured them lots of times."
- Owlette: "Romeo made him. Maybe Romeo will know how to handle him. To the Owl-Glider!"
- Hornswoggle: (Clucks) "Grab that coconut!" (Clucks)
- Pirate Robot: "I'm trying, I'm trying!" (Gasps) "Shiver me circuits, that's the way in! I need to capture me that red galleon."
- Gekko: "Stop right there, you pirate menace! I challenge you to a shanty battle! Winner gets the treasure!" (Singing) "I'm the king of the waves! My name's Pirate Gekko, the scurviest rascal that--that--"
- Pirate Robot: (Laughs) "He can't compute a rhyme, Hornswoggle." (Singing) "A bucket of bolts, and my name's Pirate Robot. I'm made out of metal, but a pirate, that's me. With a turn of a cog and a spin of a spanner, I sail after treasure on the wide open sea."
- Gekko: "Not bad, but you can't do this!" (Gives a couple of pirate poses while Catboy and Owlette cheer) "Beat that! Huh?"
- Pirate Robot: (Laughs; takes off with the Owl-Glider)
- Owlette: "That pirate stole my glider!"
- Gekko: "No fair! We were having a pirate battle!"
- Pirate Robot: "This island will be mine! I'm coming ashore."
- PJ Robot: (Comes out of HQ to see what that noise was)
- Pirate Robot: "A-harr! Silicon chip mate! Hold this."
- PJ Robot: "What? Uh-oh." (Flies off with the Owl-Glider; screams)
- Pirate Robot: "Lobsters and laptops, this treasure is well-hidden. Whoa!" (Bumps into the PJ Picture Player, activating HQ's rocket function) "Huh? Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of engine oil. 'Tis a ship!"
- Catboy: "Good to see you're okay, PJ Robot."
- PJ Robot: "Who's flying HQ?"
- Gekko: (Gasps)
- Catboy: "Oh, no!"
- Gekko: "That pirate's already stolen my treasure! He's not stealing HQ, too. Can you get me up there?"
- Owlette: "On it!"
- Catboy: "Remember, no jigs or shanties this time. We're trying to catch him, not prove who is the best pirate."
- Gekko: "Ready for the final pirate showdown?"
- Pirate Robot: "This is no time for a hornpipe! I is in the middle of a sea battle!" (Furballs blast out)
- Gekko: (Singing) "I'm the king of the waves; Pirate Gekko is me name, and dancing is me game. Hey, I made a rhyme!" (Gasps) "Whoa!"
- Romeo: "Ugh, Lizard Legs singing? As if this wasn't bad enough." (A furball hits Night Ninja, setting him free)
- Night Ninja: "Free at last! Yes!" (Laughs, though as he runs off, he gets hit by another furball that knocks him off the Sky Factory) "Whoa!" (Screaming; lands on a tree, next a bush, then the ground) "Not funny."
- Pirate Robot: "With a turn of a cog and a spin of a spanner, I sail off with treasure on the wide open sea. Whoa!"
- Gekko: "Yes! See? I am the best pirate in town."
- (HQ gets hit by a furball, causing it to spin out of control; Gekko and Pirate Robot scream)
- Pirate Robot: "Shiver me circuit boards! Yar-har!" (Screaming continues; Pirate Robot is launched into space)
- Owlette: "Gekko!"
- (HQ stops spinning out of control)
- Gekko: "I beat him!"
- Catboy: "And now we have to rescue him. He's flying into space!"
- Gekko: "I was just trying to be the best pirate!"
- Owlette: "The terror of the seas?"
- Gekko: (Sighs) "Time to be a hero!"
- Pirate Robot: "Stranded on a desert asteroid."
- Hornswoggle: (Clucks) "Bring to a boil, stirring continuously." (Clucks)
- Pirate Robot: "'Tis a bit late for that. We is marooned. Look out! Prepare for shipwreck!"
- Gekko: "Hold on tight, Pirate Robot! Super Gekko Shields! Yar-har!" (Deflects the asteroids away)
- Pirate Robot: "Thanks for seeing off those rocks, chipmate, but I thinks we're offline and adrift."
- Gekko: "Not necessarily."
- Owlette: "Nice work, pirate hero Gekko!"
- Pirate Robot: "Pah! Hero pirates aren't proper pirates."
- Hornswoggle: "Refrigerate after use!" (Clucks)
- Pirate Robot: "Couldn't have put it better me-self." (Evil laughter; jumps away)
- Gekko: "That is one naughty pirate, and I bet he'll be back soon."
- Owlette: "I kinda hope so. He's naughty, but he's pretty funny, too."
- Catboy: "We'll be ready for him."
- Robot: "Master."
- Romeo: "What took you so long? Night Ninja got free an hour ago."
- Robot: "I was making breakfast."
- Romeo: (Screams in frustration)
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